Wednesday, 10 November 2010

Christmas, and how stupid it is.

It's getting towards that time of the year again where corporate profits skyrocket, as does the amount of people losing their homes. I fucking hate christmas because it's all a load of bullshit, only there to serve the minds of the dumb, gullible and young, hence this year I shall not be wanting nor giving anything, nor caring any more than I do now.

Everything is just too fucking generic.

Tuesday, 9 November 2010

Collateral Damage

So recently there's been a spate of permabannings where danish kids have accepted $1-2 mil OCRP Dosh from a select group of 2-3 people, and it's funny cause the people being banned are danish and the kids who exploited and gave out the money are also danish. Team Killing danish kids. Fun.

Controversy is a bitch.

Yeah I know what I did with the comeback and all was unexpected and very conflicting/confusing but dammit marcus no need to be so hostile. So far I'm just keeping away from him. Doing well so far.

I feel it's good post a few quotes I've gathered from the past year or so, the latter batch you've probably already seen.

Dexter Morgan: ADMIN PLEASE SLAY ME I'M STUCK IN A FRIDGE
Clark: What do facials do?
[PT] DrDeath: man i get off the server to have sex and no houses available
hunts: I got a boner
[Me] »??« Nottingham Forest: /me rubs the doritos down his arse crack
TOMCAT: Is anal sex where the penis goes into the vagina?
Rolling Ham: Admin can you slay me? Im stuck in an oven..
Darkness: why was I cicked I only humped him
[08:55:57][COMMAND] > Epicness_UK ( STEAM_0:1:20106307 ): /999some one stole my weed
AcTiMeL.-*: the alarm which warns physicians
cR'z | ?... [ #1 | GMR ]: CAN AN ADMIN COME TO GMOD RACER. The mayor has gone crazy and is selling parts without a warrant!
Nicknero1405: look, i can catch my own balls
10:19 PM - Tazojin: HOW DID YOU KNOW I WAS VOTING IN A POOL


11:50 AM - Jake_1305: i have a kit kat chinky
[18:53:53] Moonraise: i was expecting more head
† J4CK † T-baging you(OOC):  so how do i change to like a gundealer and shit
áTôm (DJ)(911):  OMG MEDIC
HG | M©©™(OOC):  how do you sell weed to the cops?
([Advert):AD VART] -> [Light_Gordon] e abiAre yoou  niontrested in 799$ outside nexusclip? Only 799$ outside nexus
Jon has been banned for 6 Hours.
Reason: RPUI (Roleplaying under influence).
T3RR0R T0R5T3N Ban appeal: "i stayed @ the PD and the Major starts to penetrate me"
Leandragem(OOC):  He stole me!

I think I might make a note to post some forum PM's I've had on OC too. Some of them are lulzy.